Let me see if I got this right.... > IF > > YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD > > LABOR. > IF > > YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED > > INDEFINITELY. > IF > > YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. > > IF YOU > > CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. > > IF YOU > > CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. > > > > IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY > > AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. > > IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER > > ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. > > IF > > YOU CROSS THE U.S. > > BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET: > > 1 > > - A JOB, > 2 > > - A DRIVERS LICENSE, > 3 > > - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, > 4 > > - WELFARE, > 5 > > - FOOD STAMPS, > 6 > > - CREDIT CARDS > 7 > > - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, > 8 > > - FREE EDUCATION, > 9 > > - FREE HEALTH CARE, > 10 > > - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON > 11 > > - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR > > LANGUAGE > 12 > > - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU > DON'T > > GET ENOUGH > > RESPECT > > I > > JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE > >
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Let me see if I got this right....
> IF
>
> YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
>
> LABOR.
> IF
>
> YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
>
> INDEFINITELY.
> IF
>
> YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
>
> IF YOU
>
> CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
>
> IF YOU
>
> CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
>
>
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY
>
> AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER
>
> ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
>
> IF
>
> YOU CROSS THE U.S.
>
> BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
>
> 1
>
> - A JOB,
> 2
>
> - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
> 3
>
> - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
> 4
>
> - WELFARE,
> 5
>
> - FOOD STAMPS,
> 6
>
> - CREDIT CARDS
> 7
>
> - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
> 8
>
> - FREE EDUCATION,
> 9
>
> - FREE HEALTH CARE,
> 10
>
> - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
> 11
>
> - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
>
> LANGUAGE
> 12
>
> - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU
> DON'T
>
> GET ENOUGH
>
> RESPECT
>
> I
>
> JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
>
>
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