I'll be spending hours on the elliptical trying to kick this turkey hangover. There's evidence of my intemperance.
In case this didn't induce the proper wonder and amazement, take a closer look.
I ate it all. Like....all. I also had a piece of huckleberry pie along with plenty of wine and champagne. I think that's why I'm still recovering and finding it hard to get back in the swing of things this morning. As my friend Jess would say, that is most definitely, undisputedly, a "first world" problem.