Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
-George Carlin
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
-George Carlin
When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
-George Carlin
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
-George Carlin
Robert from san diego
June 24, 2008 at 01:45 PM
George was a beautiful talent and I will miss him.
chartie
June 24, 2008 at 02:41 PM
We have lost another talented authentic talent. Very sad.
Brad from La Mesa
June 25, 2008 at 08:18 PM
Insert those famous seven words here.
Sharon Anderson
from San Diego California
July 05, 2008 at 04:37 AM
So often, George spoke my mind when I couldn't find the words.
He could find the words, the words, the words.
