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George Carlin, R.I.P.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
& -George Carlin

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
& & -George Carlin

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
& & -George Carlin

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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
& & -George Carlin